she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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