My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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