is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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