I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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