so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Found your dick twin last night
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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