life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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