I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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