My nipple is on Facebook.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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