honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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