dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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