Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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