he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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