At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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