Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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