I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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