it hurts more in the daytime
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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