Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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