We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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