you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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