all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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