Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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