so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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