I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
