I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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