If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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