my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Bring me that man meat
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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