wat bout pragnant strippers??
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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