Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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