My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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