im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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