I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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