I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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