She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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