We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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