Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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