DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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