Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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