Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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