Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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