y did u give ur computer a hand job?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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