I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Ladies don't puke and tell
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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