hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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