So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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