oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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