So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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