I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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