She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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