I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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