Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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