Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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