Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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