i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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