"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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