I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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