Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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