I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
