Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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