You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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